the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

Love tea? Or….make love?

[ Smiles up at the ceiling and calls into the kitchen, not intending to answer ]

I looove you~

That didn’t answer anything!
-laughs, bringing out the tea-
Don’t start that selective hearing crap now.

[ Grins ]

I’m sorry?  I didn’t hear you, I was too busy watching you walk out of the kitchen with a pot of tea—

-groans and puts the tea on the coffee table-

[ Sits up and leans forward to kiss his tummy ]

Thank you for the tea.

the-yellow-emperor:

關鍵啟蒙: the-yellow-emperor: woainihao: the-yellow-emperor: woainihao:…

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

Yes. Honestly though, you have less flaws than you think.

Oh? Well, I suppose I am my own worst critic… [ Nuzzles ] I’m glad you think that though. I worry sometimes that I annoy you.

Oh. -stops- That’s good to know.
-keeps poking him-

[ Laughs and prods him back ]

You’re so silly, Yao—

*blinks* Vater, did you get drunk earlier? Why, and how, would I do that?
◥		lilyintheashes

[ Snerks ]

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

Yes. Honestly though, you have less flaws than you think.

Oh? Well, I suppose I am my own worst critic… [ Nuzzles ] I’m glad you think that though.  I worry sometimes that I annoy you.

Again, the sex helps.

Pffft!

[ Wriggles away from him and pretends to be offended ]

You’re so mean—

What, I don’t annoy you?
-squishes him, poking his cheek constantly-
Do I? Hm? Hm? Do I about you? Hm? Hm? Hmmmmmmmmm? Shuaaaaaang? Do IIIIIIIII?

[ Squeaks and wriggles around, trying to get away from the poking as he laughs ]

Shuang!  Shuang-Shuang-Shuang-Yao stoooop— [ Giggles ] Noo—!

What do you mean? I don't hoard monkeys in a barrel. I got those for you, silly.
◥		lilyintheashes

You hoarded so many monkeys in a barrel that you flattened them into two dimensional figures.

It was very mean.

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

Love tea? Or….make love?

[ Smiles up at the ceiling and calls into the kitchen, not intending to answer ]

I looove you~

That didn’t answer anything!
-laughs, bringing out the tea-
Don’t start that selective hearing crap now.

[ Grins ]

I’m sorry?  I didn’t hear you, I was too busy watching you walk out of the kitchen with a pot of tea—

the-yellow-emperor:

woainihao:

the-yellow-emperor:

Yes. Honestly though, you have less flaws than you think.

Oh? Well, I suppose I am my own worst critic… [ Nuzzles ] I’m glad you think that though.  I worry sometimes that I annoy you.

Again, the sex helps.

Pffft!

[ Wriggles away from him and pretends to be offended ]

You’re so mean—

the-yellow-emperor:

Love tea? Or….make love?

[ Smiles up at the ceiling and calls into the kitchen, not intending to answer ]

I looove you~

(Source: woainihao)

*hugs him* And you'll keep your other little Worm safe with your life too, right?
◥		lilyintheashes

Ah yes, the little worm which hordes monkeys in barrels.

"I am only becoming so because you wish to degrade my future wife. I do not see her that way, she is strong and brave."
◥		otakukikuhonda

Meanwhile she doesn’t have what it takes to stand up to her own father unless you’re there with her.

You’re supposed to love her.  Loving her means you see her flaws as well as her strengths.